"Are you drinking coffee? Did you know that’s illegal and bad for your health?"
-Kindergartener
1st Grader: MOMMY! You’re my mommy!
Me: I’m not your mommy! Your mom will be sad if you call me mommy!
1st Grader: Oh, how about AUNTIE! AUNTIE!!!
Me: I’m not your auntie!
1st Grader: Grandma??
Me: Haha, why not just teacher?
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