• 1st Grader A: What would you do if you had 2 million dollars?
    • 1st Grader B: I would buy a really, really big mansion!
    • Parent: A mansion?! Have you ever tried cleaning a house before?
    • Me: I guess if she has 2 million, she could just hire a cleaning person.
    • 1st Grader B: And a butler!
    • Me: A butler? HAHA
    • 1st Grader B: Yes... one that speaks British
    • Parent and Me: [look at each other] BAHHAHAHHAHAH
    • 1st Grader: The kingsnake feeds on other snakes. They are not venomous but they can eat some snakes with venom and, and... I have a scrape on my knee.
    • Me: That was all very interesting, including the part about your knee. haha
    • 1st Grader A: I don't like Aladdin. It's scary.
    • Me: Yeah, it is kinda scary!
    • [5 minutes later]
    • 1st Grader B: I love SCARY movies! I only get scared when they chop people with their knives.
    • Me: [Thinking 'WTH????????']
    • 1st Grader A: Nothing scares me!
    • Me: What? But Aladdin scares you?
    • 1st Grader A: Aladdin is a very scary movie!
    • A group of 1st graders and I were having a casual conversation about our favorite movies when one suddenly decided to reveal her family secrets ^_^
    • 1st Grader A: I really like Wreck-It Ralph!
    • 1st Grader B: My sister and I have different dads.
    • Me: ?????
    • 1st Grader B: My mom used to be married to this guy, but he broke up with her, so she married my dad.
    • Me: Um.... I... like.... Wreck-It Ralph........ too? Wait, what?
    • Me: Are your twin sisters identical?
    • 1st Grader: Yes
    • Me: Can you tell them apart?
    • 1st Grader: Not really... but usually I can tell them apart because one's mean and the other one is meaner.
    • Me: PUHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
    • Me: Odd numbers, you're excused!
    • 1st Grader A: Are you odd?
    • 1st Grader B: Do you think I'm odd?
    • Me: Yeah, he's odd. [giggle]
    • HAHA. It never gets old; makes me laugh every time!
    • 1st Grader A: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
    • 1st Grader B: I would save up for a car.
    • 1st Grader A: What's your favorite time?
    • 1st Grader B: 1:30
    • 1st Grader A: Why?
    • 1st Grader B: [thinks long and hard] Because my sister is 1 years old
  1. If you didn’t know, I AM THE BEST TEACHER IN HISTORY (well, according to my kids)! haha ^^ My kids wrote me cute notes. My favorite is: 
Dear Miss Lee,
You are the best teacher ever. You never fool around. I like it. You probably are the best teacher I’ll ever have. 
* Click photo and then magnifying glass cursor to enlarge

    If you didn’t know, I AM THE BEST TEACHER IN HISTORY (well, according to my kids)! haha ^^ My kids wrote me cute notes. My favorite is: 

    Dear Miss Lee,

    You are the best teacher ever. You never fool around. I like it. You probably are the best teacher I’ll ever have. 

    * Click photo and then magnifying glass cursor to enlarge

  2. 1st Grade Anxiety

    • Me: Remember to bring your booster seat and a bagged lunch for our field trip. Any questions?
    • 1st Grader A: What if somebody forgets and accidentally brings a plastic bag?
    • 1st Grader B: What if we bring our car seat and it's identical to somebody else's?
    • 1st Grader C: What if my mom is driving? Should I bring my booster seat anyway?
    • 1st Grader D: What if your car seat is too big for the car we're going in?
    • 1st Grader E: What if...?
    • Me: EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!
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